And the Next President of the United States....

Should be

Kean "I bleed red, white and blue" Barker.

A few highlights from his platform:

• Ravioli will be declared our national food.
• Free bottles of milk to everyone who votes for me.
• Every member of Congress will be mandated to sport these cool patriotic pajamas.
• Will institute a new law requiring all dads take their boys for a nightly motorcycle ride.
• Harry Reid and John Boehner must open and close every session of Congress by holding hands and singing Barney's  I Love You song.
• All therapists to special needs kids will have a national holiday named after them.
• Cancer will be outlawed and banned!!!!!!!!!!!!