Reincarnated As A Mother

Sunday, January 19, 2014

Bovine Booty Call

Does this look like a woman in love?
We're hoping so...
Our female cow Sadie is, to put it delicately, yearning for a little romance.
Several months ago, we had the guy come out with the long glove
and the vial of semen but unfortunately, it didn't take.
 This time around we went old fashioned.
Byron took her down the road for a conjugal visit-- to see the
neighbor's two bulls.
We know these two "boys" already have a mad crush on our girl.
They are the same hoodlums who last month broke into our pasture to visit Sadie.
 We're all hoping nature takes it's course... since we're not
quite sure what else to do.
Roses and chocolate seemed a bit excessive.
Since Sadie's "time" came to an end today, Byron and Kean
hooked her up to the tractor and walked her back home.
Who knows if Sadie enjoyed her weekend but Kean sure loved
the tractor ride.
Keep your fingers crossed that this weekend of romance
will take.
And don't forget to vote for Baldapalooza's grant:
We are on page four-- 
look for the hand with writing and the title:
BALD, BOLD AND BEAUTIFUL
You can vote ten times (spread the word please).

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