Reincarnated As A Mother

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Porky Pig

Our boy is just coming off his week of Steroids and 
my, oh my is he into power eating.
No exaggeration here... he is eating all of us under the table.
Let's see, today alone he had two large pancakes, a full glass
of juice, 9 fish sticks, a bowl of mashed potatoes, a large bowl
of fruit, a mango and yogurt smoothie, a bowl of vanilla yogurt,
a piece of bacon, four pieces of pizza, a bunch of grapes, a slice
of mango, a bowl of cantaloupe, several strawberries
and some watermelon.
My stomach hurts just watching him pound that down!
Oh and we finally caught his latest trick on camera-
even though this isn't his best.
But at meal time when we go to pray, he typically says "prayers"
with as much gusto as Jesse Jackson at a Saturday night revival.