Introducing... the face of an angel-- not.
Kean may look all innocent and sweet as pie but this morning he was quite the opposite.
Reese came screaming into my room a little before seven bellowing Emergency! Emergency!
Evidently, our darling boy had done a little exploring in his diaper- a diaper that was more than
filled to the brim with -- need I explain more?
I'll just say his room smelled like there was a cadaver in the crib with him.
By the time I got in there, he had poop smeared all over his hair, his face, and arms-- oh and don't forget the crib.
With Reese as my trusty assistant and expert garbage bag holder at my side, we got to work.
But here's the hideous part; barely into the cleaning, I had one hand holding his legs up, and reached
for more wipes with the other. In that fraction of a split second, the boy pulled the diaper out from under
him and promptly dropped it on his face.
And let me tell you, it was a diaper of colossal proportions.
He had eaten all of us under the table last night at Elly's- and there it all was in that glorious diaper..
(yes, this is all her fault)!
I can't begin to find the words to describe how disgusting
this experience was-- on the scale of epic, it was beyond epic..
One of those moments as a mother where you remind yourself that yes, you really are living the life!
Several loads of laundry later (and at least half a day of my house smelling like poop mixed with Lysol)...
we are back to normal.
Well, kind of.
Kean wouldn't eat more than a bite of dinner.
And here I thought I was the one traumatized!
By the way, it was no ordinary dinner-- it was fabulous.
Grace Gwinn (with her mom Carmen)
had to do a 4 hour service project for 7th grade.
She chose to make dinner for our family!!!
Homemade lasagna, an incredible fruit salad and a lemon pie...
a wonderful ending to a not so great start of a day.
Kean will get a second try at tonight's dinner.
Ymmmm... leftovers tomorrow!