Birth Control

Holland's teacher is either brilliant or a villain.

All the kids in her Health Occupations class have brought

home these mini terrorists.

 The computers inside have them crying at all hours- day and NIGHT!

And did I mention loud enough to wake up half the house.

Holland has a set of plastic keys-- she has to insert

into the computer to stop the baby crying when she needs

her diaper changed, burped, attention or to eat.

 There's also a panic key-- that if you get sick of it (or go crazy

from the lack of sleep), you can insert.  But that also means you

fail the project.  I learned today the mother of one of the girls

in Holland's class used the dreaded panic key.  (So don't blame her)!

Anyway, here's the beauty of it-- the experiment comes with

the added bonus of birth control.  Doubt any of these kids

will want to fool around after taking care of these half pint monsters.